Poems,Pictures and Rants by a 19 year-old

captainstaal:

real fans support only one team and blow their entire bank accounts going to every game and get the logo tattooed on both their LEFT AND RIGHT ASS CHEEKS and CHEMICALLY ALTER THEIR BLOOD STREAM TO BLEED THE TEAM’S OFFICIAL COLORS and only TRUE FANS WOULD SACRIFICE THEIR FIRST BORN CHILD’S LEFT TESTICLE TO THE DARK LORD SATAN IN THE NAME OF WINNING A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME FUCK YEAH!!!!!

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Wild

I would like to a moment and declare how awesome my hockey team is. Not only did they play AMAZING against the Canucks (insert emoticon that expresses deep hatred) but we are now #1 in our division and #3 in our conference which is pretty amazing. the only thing that sucks about our conference is it is such a close conference each team is always within a few points of another. which means by Tuesday we will probably be in like 6th place. I however have lots of love and faith in my team and I know that we can do great things.  Even with all that our team is going thru with Hardings MS, Kuemper’s lower body injury and our lack of a willing fighter (let’s face it our team is full of pussys). hopefully our team grows some balls here soon and starts defending ourselves. So I hope we continue to do awesome, I hope we start becoming more of a physical team, we get over our injury’s  and we continue to get goals (thank God for Parise) we can have a good run at the cup. I would also like to point out that Jared Sperguon is a fucking  amazing, a passionate defender and people need to stop over looking him. when he was out of the Wild lineup do to an injury we sucked, we couldn’t keep the puck in the zone and we let to many goals in. with Spurge in the line up we are great at keeping the puck in the zone and we are fucking amazing so way to go Spurge you deserve way more credit then you’re given. 

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Wild Game

I am so very excited that Luke got us tickets to the next Wild game. It will be great. He will finally see me in my natural habitat which he may not like. He already knows that I have a sailors mouth but it is nothing compared to how I talk at a wild game. He is taking me to dinner before its suppose to be in this really nice restaurant in the X. he told me to dress nice for that and bring along a jersey to put on after. Unfortunately I don’t have any jerseys that actually fit me. My parents always buy jerseys in a 2x so they can wear them too. so all my jerseys are a 2x even though I wear like a youth L in them. So I might have to buy a cool jersey before the game.